Happy Birthday Mr. Jackson! Today's birthday gift is something elegant, but quite profound. The amount of anguish you've had to go through is something that not one of us will ever forget.

Because of that, this special Platinum Heart-shaped Diamond specially customized locket is for you.

Thursday's birthday gift is...uh... something every man should have: a coupon for $2 off your next prostate exam!

You're getting up there in years mister man so don't act like this is some strange gift....well, ok, maybe it kinda is.

Wednesday's birthday gift is something that we can all appreciate: a darn cool massage chair!

But this chair is quite special. It's the Orthopedists Massage Chair when you wanna lean back and chill.

The VMAs aren't exactly a well-respected program in the Jackson fan community. However, Fall Out Boy's cover of an MJ classic has received a nod: 

Tuesday's birthday gift to the man who has us wondering just when we'll get new music is this classic Animatronic Fortune Teller, Zoltar!

(Hum...why do I have a feeling he may already have this?)....