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Undisputed King of Pop Michael Jackson is turning the big 5-0 on Friday August 29 2008. Starting with Monday and ending on Friday, MJEOL will give a virtual gift a day to Mike to celebrate his birthday week! Some will be gag gifts, some will be serious, but they will all be fun!
Check back here at the mainsite each day this week to see what new gifts we’ve picked out for Mike’s birthday.
What gifts would you give Mike if you could? Share your thoughts over at the MJEOL FORUMS right now!
MONDAY’S GIFT
Monday’s birthday gift to the man who lights up millions of iPods around the world is this fabulous iPod Stereo Dock AND Bathroom Tissue Holder!
For those times when that KFC and those spicy foods put you on lock down, never fear! With it’s…
"4 integrated high performance moisture-free speakers", you can screen possible music for your upcoming album at your own convenience… or lack thereof.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE JACKSON!
Be sure to make sure you go over to the forums and post your virtual gifts for Mike. And don’t forget to check in to see Tuesday’s birthday gift!
(Disclaimer, this is a real product, but iCarta has no affiliation with an ‘mj edition’. Its for fun you guys! 
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TUESDAY’S GIFT
Tuesday’s birthday gift to the man who has us wondering just when we’ll get new music is this classic Animatronic Fortune Teller, Zoltar!
(Hum…why do I have a feeling he may already have this?)….
I mean, this talking fortune teller thingy is "richly detailed with a handlebar mustache" and everything! Good for the man who has everything except knowledge of what the future may bring.
And each fortune will only cost you a quarter! Hey, maybe you can ask Zoltar when you’ll release your next album? I’m kidding….but not really. (Maybe I should try it out first… Hey, we joke because we love ya )
Be sure to make sure you go over to the forums and post your virtual gifts for Mike. And don’t forget to check in to see Wednesday’s birthday gift!
*See Monday’s gift
WEDNESDAY’S GIFT
Wednesday’s birthday gift is something that we can all appreciate: a darn cool massage chair!
But this chair is quite special. It’s the Orthopedists Massage Chair when you wanna lean back and chill.
Let’s hope it doesn’t, but just in case your back starts to act a fool again, just hop in this chair to get a masseur-like massage. The freakin’ rollers in the chair even automatically reposition themselves for ya.
Maybe you can fantasize that it’s your fans massaging your back?
(You be like: ….Ahhh, that’s soooo goooood! Heehee! 
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Be sure to make sure you go over to the forums and post your virtual gifts for Mike. And don’t forget to check in to see Thursday’s birthday gift!
*See Monday’s Gift
*See Tuesday’s Gift
THURSDAY’S GIFT
Thursday’s birthday gift is…uh… something every man should have: a coupon for $2 off your next prostate exam!
You’re getting up there in years mister man so don’t act like this is some strange gift….well, ok, maybe it kinda is.
Sorry we got you a cheap gift today. It’s a gag gift so don’t give us the finger! No pun intended. 
By the way, make sure you go to a licensed physician. If some random lady named Veronica dressed in a doctor’s costume comes up to you pretending to be a doctor…. RUN!! (LOL!)
We joke because we love ya so much! We do! Really!!
Be sure to make sure you go over to the forums and post your virtual gifts for Mike. And don’t forget to check in to see Friday’s birthday gift!
*See Monday’s gift
*See Tuesday’s gift
*See Wednesday’s gift
Happy Birthday Mr. Jackson! Today’s birthday gift is something elegant, but quite profound. The amount of anguish you’ve had to go through is something that not one of us will ever forget.
Because of that, this special Platinum Heart-shaped Diamond specially customized locket is for you.
Outside underneath the diamond are the words "Your Fans Will NEVER FORGET" to represent how much we have supported you through the undeserved, hateful and disgusting treatment you’ve received. Inside is an engraved photo of your all-seeing, all-knowing eye along with a note about how much we respect and love you.
Oh, nevermind that it’s a heart-shaped locket….and kinda girly! Just take it as a symbol of our respect and celebration for your 50th. (Ah, it came so quick!)
As long as you know the love we feel for your existence and your creativity is precious, you can handle anything. When you look at this virtual gift, imagine yourself holding his close to your heart and….okay, okay I’ll stop being so cheesy!
Celebratory Video
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Music: Bjork – Scatterheart (since you’ve probably heard your own songs a billion times already)
We hope you have a beautiful day!