Michael takes his kids to Gary

It’s all very mysterious, but I’ve learned Michael Jackson — joined by a small (for him) retinue of bodyguards and assistants, plus his three children, Paris, Prince and Prince Michael II — slipped into town Monday for a quick overnight stay.

A BZ spy at Jackson’s exclusive Gold Coast hotel reports that the entourage ”did not venture out of their suites and only ordered basics like setups, hot water, milk and juice from room service.”

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Friday’s Gift for MJ B-day Week

Happy Birthday Mr. Jackson! Today’s birthday gift is something elegant, but quite profound. The amount of anguish you’ve had to go through is something that not one of us will ever forget.

 

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Because of that, this special Platinum Heart-shaped Diamond specially customized locket is for you.

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Thursday’s Gift for MJ B-day Week

Thursday’s birthday gift is…uh… something every man should have: a coupon for $2 off your next prostate exam!

 

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You’re getting up there in years mister man so don’t act like this is some strange gift….well, ok, maybe it kinda is.

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Monday’s Gift for MJ B-day Week

Monday’s birthday gift to the man who lights up millions of iPods around the world is this fabulous iPod Stereo Dock AND Bathroom Tissue Holder!

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For those times when that KFC and those spicy foods put you on lock down, never fear! With it’s…

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MJ’s Virtual Birthday Gifts!

cupcake-candles.jpg Undisputed King of Pop Michael Jackson is turning the big 5-0 on Friday August 29 2008.  Starting with Monday and ending on Friday, MJEOL will give a virtual gift a day to Mike to celebrate his birthday week!  Some will be gag gifts, some will be serious, but they will all be fun!

Check back here at the mainsite each day this week to see what new gifts we’ve picked out for Mike’s birthday.

What gifts would you give Mike if you could? Share your thoughts over at the MJEOL FORUMS right now!